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captainjaymerica:

I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.

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mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
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blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

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starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

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